I spent today fishing with my Chad and my old man. I think I’m under some sort of curse 'cuase i haven't caught anything for the 3rd time in a row. However, we did meet a really weird dude who told us about catching a 16 ft sturgeon that pulled his boat around but somehow magically didn't snap his line.....right. He also mentioned that if we ever wanted to kill anyone we could get away with it by brining the body to one of Astoria’s canneries because they have these grinders that can turn them into liquid. I’ve been hanging out with the wrong people.